Lexie.
19.
Born and raised in Texas.
Rambles&Rubbish
"My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations" - John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
Bo Burnham on Conan, May 2nd, 2013
-You did a show recently and Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were in the audience, is that right?
-I didn’t know they were there and I have a bit in my act that sort of makes fun of Justin Bieber and some of these young pop stars.
It’s a song and it mocks basically the way that those songs are written.
(Source: foxwinstark, via singmetosleepgently)
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
You shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because (this version) of Satanisim Is not in any way shape or form about worshiping Satan. It’s about worshiping yourself. You should really read about it. It is the only religion I have ever agreed or identified with.
Well this is awkwardly awesome.
(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers, via thetalkingguineapig)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
pop up
(via 2k13queer)
(Source: me-you-everyoneweknow, via st0p-and-listen)
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
WHAT THE HELL?
oh my god hahaha
(Source: mynameiscomedy, via icanbenoonebutmyself)
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via icanbenoonebutmyself)
Time Lapse Images of Earth at Night Taken From the International Space Station.
I love the way the thunder storms look.
(Source: britneysunicorn, via lizzyrhymeswithsushi)
i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
(Source: roymustangdesu, via smilewhilecrying)
My childhood is over.
but waitttttt.
THE PHINEAS AND FERB ONE KILLED ME
Welp. There goes my childhood.
(via rememberthekilljoys)
(Source: happines-in-pictures, via insp1re)
